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From the 2nd of January 2002, right until the 10th of July, 2002, I have lived on and off here in Ottawa, Canada.  While I have been here, as a means of letting people know all over the world what this place is like, and my own experiences here, I have often released (often very lengthy) group emails.  As a means of a diary, they have been published below...
 
Enjoy...!

"OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA I"
SENT ON 6th OF JANUARY, 2002.
 

G'day All!,

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   FIRST OF ALL, (mainly for Ma and Pa and Bros...)

CANADIAN TELEPHONE NUMBER:

   0011 +(Canadian International Code), +613, +6882300, My room
   extension is 6016.

CANADIAN MAIL ADDRESS (Although tell me if you ever send me mail coz I can't be stuffed checking it)

    Nathan Baker
    Mail Box 1066, Carleton University Residence,
    1233 Colenal By Drive,
    Ottawa, ON K1S 5B7



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A most heartiest "G'day" from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.  The temperature
ranges here from about -17 through to 0, there is snow everywhere, and
they sell ice for $2/bag.

Fuckwits.

And that, ladies and gentlemen is the only unkind words I will say
about this amazing place.  This is going to be a longish email so please bear
with me if you have time, as I have a bit to say.  The last 4 days have fast
been equating to the most amazing days of my life.  Like a true storyteller,
I'll start from the start.

These last 4 days has been the fastest and most full-on learning curve I will probably ever experience...

For starters, I firmly believe that I could write a short novel or at least a documentary regarding all of the departure lounges I sampled on my
way to Canada's capital.  Let me begin, but in a condensed version.  Melbourne was quite hot, and you could lay down along the seats, Honolulu you couldn't lay down, but they played trippy Hawaiian music, Toronto was cold, but pretty nice, but I couldn't buy anything coz I couldn't work out the money, and I only had a quick look at Ottawa.  I talked shit to random people at each one as well, so that passed the time...

The trip took, (from leaving my room in Ballarat to arriving in my room here
in Ottawa), over 32 hours.  My plane flew first to Hawaii, and on the way
there I sat next to a multi-millionare from Portland, VIC, who has made his
$$ from the real estate market.  Like many millionares (no shit, I've actually met a couple), he decides that he doesn't want to 'waste' money by
purchasing first class, so he got a seat with me.  Millionares are funny like that, they often drive around shit cars and do shit things, not to 'waste money'.  This bloke was actually a great and inspirational fella, done everything imaginable with is life, and, at 45 decided that he was going to leave his wife and kids at home for a while and go surfing in Hawaii.  Hats off to him.

The security on the way here was absolutely unbeleivable.  As Canada is
considered a terrorist target, all my bags were searched at every airport,
(x-ray and hand search), my passport was inspected over 7 times at Honolulu, and 11 at Toronto, I had to take my shoes off at every airport for searching, and the CD player in my bag had to be proven to be working at Honolulu.  It was full on, and I can certainly say however that the most stringent, and most full on security was actually at Melbourne.  So there you go.

My plane trip from Honolulu to Toronto was nothing less than sensational. 
Naturally by now I was getting nervous.  I'm sure you will appreciate that I
was completely alone, didn't know anyone where I'm going, and was as
tired as buggery.  As it turned out I ended up sitting next to a girl from
Sydney on the plane who was in EXACTLY the same position I was in, although attending a different university.  There could have been nothing
better, although I'll never see her again since departing at Toronto, it was
kickarse to talk to a great chick for 10 hours who had exactly the same
fears and ambitions that I had.

And so, I arrived in Ottawa, rooted.  I arrived on the evening of the
2nd of January.  I got a taxi from the airport with another beaut Aussie chick
I met, but haven't seen since, and arrived at the residence.

I moved into 2nd floor Glengarry House.  To put this in Monash terms, equate
this to, I dunno, maybe one of the Howitt floors.  Pretty quick I met a couple of people on my floor who were dead set nerds.  Nervous dickheads. 
They had the full collection of star trek.  I rest my case.

Pretty quick I ambled down the corridor and met some Canadian chicks,
Ange, Trish, and Steph.  They were alright, and then they let the rumour
slip...

"We heard that there is only two Aussies in the WHOLE CAMPUS this term,
and they're both on this floor...".

Things have been downhill (but brilliantly downhill) ever since.  That was
the day I discovered the other Aussie, and subsequently, the two uni bars. 
Imagine the Monash one, then times it by about 8, thats the smaller uni bar.
The bars on campus are amazing and in prime position, naturally, around
our official exchange student functions (which were generally meet and
greet and pretty piss boring), we got pretty smashed trialling the ins and
outs of the two bars, watching and pretending we cared about the Russia vs.
Canada hockey game on the telly in both bars.  There are countless beers here, but I now mainly drink 'Molsten Canadian', and 'Keiths'.  However there really are countless.

I can nearly safely say that the best thing about Canada is Aussies.  Me and
Tim, a great bloke from Sydney got smashed all day yesterday, and with
about 5 or 6 Canadians from ours and other floors last night to check out the
sights of Ottawa.  Ottawa is the capital city and an absolutely sensational
one (at least at night) at that.  Every main road is lit up like a circus,
and with the backdrop of night and snow, they look sensational.  So we
buggered around there for ages with the Canadians.  We ended up at a
pub near here, and so my first impressions of drinking with them began.

One word.  Pisspoor.

The chick whos 19th birthday we went out for (19 is legal drinking age)
drank water, most of the blokes had one or two 'Buds', and the chicks
dranks pitchers of 'Strongbow', (no shit, same horrible stuff as in Oz).

Naturally, the 'Melbourne and Sydney' bloke were both spastic on every
brew the pub had, acted like fuckwits, and I personally ended up stealing
quite a few signs from that pub to decorate my bare 'exchange student' room.

Random notes.  They call slabs 'two-fours' over here.  You know...
2-4... 24... how many beers in a slab...?  Its already pissing me off asking
for them.

They sell beer in beer stores.  There is nothing else in these stores but beer.  The government ownes all the beer stores.

Canadian blokes especially have quite frequent snowball fights.  You
would have thought that they would be over it by now hey...

The whole uni is connected by underground tunnels.  My room's window
doesn't open.  You can quite easily spend your whole winter never near fresh
air.

I'm starting to find myself putting 'hey' on the end of every sentance, hey...

I feel already (I've been here 3 nights) that I have been here well
over a couple of weeks.  Today we were at another official day-time exchange student bullshit and three chicks walked in late.  Without them even saying
anything - we knew.  Aussies.

And so, the downhill ride has continued, I have now skipped more
classes than I've attended, we're going out ice skate shopping tomorrow with
them and maybe some dutch and british chicks, we're hiring a car in a month
or so and driving to Niagra falls with them, and we're going to Quebec in a
couple of weeks for a huge snowboarding mission.  They are brilliant fun, one
in particular drinks like a fish, and are all from Adelaide Uni.  There
are two more Aussie chicks here, but they're both boring.

I fear they are here for academic reasons.

EVERY other exchange student other than me and Tim the Sydney bloke
lives in 'Leeds'.  (There are about 40 exchange students).  In Monash terms,
'Leeds' is South East Flats, or the place where you can cook your own meals. 
(Me and Tim get free ones at the residence food hall).

Tonight the other Aussies invited us out to a Canadian house party.

Imagine American Pie, or American Pie 2, at those house party scenes. 
The atmosphere, the people, everything.  Tonight I was there.  There were
about 40 or so students in this house tonight in downtown Ottawa, mostly made up of Aerospace Eng blokes, and it was crazy.  The 4 storey house was
rented by 6 Canadian engineers, and had many 'blokey' reminders of 'House:Bloke' (my old house).  Being Aussies, we didn't really have to do much to be celebrities, and before long we were out having kick to kick of a AFL footy (Mel, one of the Aussies brought one!) on the icy road, we were playing hockey on the road, we had drinks to Ottawa vs. Toronto hockey.  It was the best, most relaxed and exciting atmosphere's ever.  Kickarse fun, I
don't know how many people I met and talked shit to today, many of them are actually in my aerospace classes, and they were all really great, and brilliant to drink with.  I have only known these people for 1-3 days, but it feels like I've known them for weeks.

Yeah, it was all going unbeliably awesome, and then the 161 Whisky came
out.   This stuff is 76% al/vol, and all the Aussies were (just a couple of
hours ago) doing triple shots of it to some stupid song the Canadians were
singing.  This stuff brought tears to my eyes, and burnt the whole way
down.

Apparently you can't even buy it in Canada, one of the blokes got it
from Peurto Rico...  Within about 30 seconds of a shot, you are notably much
more pissed.  Absolutely sensational fun.

We've decided to hold these pissups bi-weekly at this house which will
be cool...

I must say that to a certain extent I've let the side down, the Canadians
challenged the Aussies to a b.o.a.t. race ('beer on a table' race, they do
it EXACTLY the same as Monash!), but we were all a bit pissed by this
stage, and we couldn't organise ourselves to compete...  Yep, we should give
ourselves an uppercut.

Rightly enough I was and still am absolutely smashed from the shots; as
it turns out I'm still sober enough to write this legibly, but the Aussie
chicks have all crashed in a big way back in Leeds where I just dawdled
from.

*****

I can confirm that I am only staying here for one semester (I was considering before leaving staying for two), and I'm NOT doing engineering vacation work over here as could have been the case.  (i.e., for all those living in Melbourne NEXT summer - So am I!)

I will be back in Australia by the 15th of July, 2002 (or so, depends whos
in Europe...) (esp note: House:Bloke, Mickey and Sov. Hill blokes).

*****

So, in an extremely condensed version, that is it.  I am incredibly glad I am here, every day gets heaps better, however every day I'm finding myself
more consistently pissed, and my Academic ambitions floundering...

I'll write a couple of quick personal notes:

MUZZ:  You can call this free number from Res here, and you get
'Beerman', this tripper delivers beer to your res door for $5.75 delivery fee.  He even answers the phone 'Hello, Beerman', however he does not wear a cape.  He however does knock on your door and say, 'Hello would you like
beer...?'.

LUCAS:  I finally met Em today at the UniCentre today, she's also in Leeds
residence, and I'll catch up with her properly soon!  She seems much more at
home here at her own uni...!

EM (CANADA):  I'll catch up with you soon!  My extension is 6016, give
me a call!

NICOLA:  Sorry I didn't catch up with you before I left, you know what
its like the days before you go o/s...

JAX:  Same.

MARISA:  Same.

MANY OTHERS:  Same.

LUKE (SOV HILL):  Keep me updated, not only on your uni in USA, but
what your travel plans are... Also, let me know what your # is in the USA.

RICHO/LEEROY/WAYNE:  No nudity on this trip yet, although plans have
already been made for a 'tunnels' nudie run....

FOZZIE:  Is your father alright....?  Whats the news?

HAYLEY (SOV HILL):  Thanks for the SMS before I left, great stuff.

SAL (SOV HILL):  I'll write to you soon, enjoy puncing around and
getting groped.  Someone's gotta do it.

HEATH:  Email me soon, re: bills etc.  Hows the pannie treating you? 
Got the bastard sideways yet?

SOVHILL BLOKES:  Great Murray trip and N.Years gentlemen, sensational
stuff.   As good fun before I left as what it is here...!

MATT H:  I lost your Aspen, USA number man can you tell me again...? 
Not sure about the chances of getting back down to Colorado, I'll check the
finances just before I depart for Europe, keep having a sensational
time though...!

GREG J:  Update the website man, I see no changes!

LOZ:  Look out for a personal email soon...  (Not quite as long and
boring as this one though...)

MATT D:  Great anecdotes from Europe man, keep up the good work...!

MATT D and ANDREW SEGRAVE:  I can nearly guarantee that I will be
travelling Europe at the latest by Mid-May.  STAY THERE UNTIL I GET THERE!  We'll drink and act like dickheads then.

MICHEL:  I'll write a personal one, but you now know my number, when
are you in Ottawa?  Late Jan?  I need to know soon, every w/e is getting booked out until Feb with travelling!

BROOKE (EX-USA):  I'm in London in May.  So are you.  Lets have a beer
then.   Give me your details as soon as you arrive in London!

LAIM GOLDING:  Welcome back from Europe!

CAM OAKLEY:  Again as above, I'm here until late April, and May-July in
Europe.  Meet me in Netherlands if possible!, we'll drink then and stay
at Michel's house in Utrecht!  Come to Canada if you want first, (but not
in April, I might have 1/2 a dip at exams then...)

I've got countless more, but its 4:15am and I'm smashed.  I hope
everyone's holidays are going great!, and be glad you're not at uni again like I
am now.

Sorry for the non-personal emails, but I might (might?) get time
tomorrow night to churn a couple of those out.  Have fun, and as us Aussies here are saying '...keep the dream alive!'

Cheers from Canada,
Nath

ps: don't check my website yet for photos.  Within the next couple of
weeks I will put up photos of everything I have been talking about on my
travel website BUT NOT YET, and I won't have the time or patience for a while!  The Sydney fella has a digital camera!, Sensational!

'OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA II'
SENT ON 18/01/2002

G'day All!,

FIRST OF ALL:  WEBSITE HAS BEEN UPDATED!

https://nathabroad.tripod.com/nathabroad

For Ma and Pa's sake: I nearly attended all my classes this week, yep I tried 'turning over a new leaf' academically, and it all went well until this morning...

I'll try and keep this one short as I was a bit schlagered last time and I think I rambled on a bit.  Things have, as expected, been full on around here.  Last weekend I hired a little Chevy sports car thing that went like the clappers and had a ripper stereo and drove (on the wrong side of the road and in the snow!) to a little town called 'Kingston', to visit my friend Trish from Sydney who is going to University down there.  The drive down was sensational, only got lost 3 times, and got to see alot of the (rather snow covered) countryside on the way.  Kingston is an amazing little town (about 110000 people), the whole town revolves around 'Queens' university, and the whole time I was there I didn't see anyone around that wasn't 'student' age.  When I got there, Trish had to duck into an exchange student meet and greet session with free food.  Naturally I went along and ate as much as I could (sorry for eating yours too Trish!).

That was a classic, I had to stand up and introduce myself to a room full of people from all over the world, and pretend I went to the university I was sitting in.  I actually didn't blow my cover until I was talking to people later, especially when they realised that 'aerospace eng' isn't actually offered at Queens.  So, that was great fun, then we went for a (cold) wander around the town, and out to this trippy bar.  Its the best thing kicking back in one of these bars, your toasty warm inside, but when you look outside you see snow and wind and people walking around like eskimos.  On Saturday we took the little Chevy and went on a little road trip down to the '1000 islands' region, inbetween Canada and USA.  Basically each one of these islands has a house on it, which I'm guessing must be holiday houses.  It was an amazing area, and I'll definately have to go back there during Autumn or Summer.

That night we attended a 'jungle party', held at a nearby student house.  The student houses are full on both on Ottawa and Kingston, the minimum number of students is about 6, and they are usually around 4 or 5 stories, but really thin; so you spend all your day living there climbing stairs.  Being a 'jungle' theme, we went the dodgy option and, with Trish's housemates (mainly european dudes) we just put army style designs on our faces, and that done the trick.  Again, this was a sensational night, and I spend hours talking crap to people from every corner of the world.

I drove back to Ottawa on Sunday, and, just for old times sake I decided I had to do it.

I stopped for a quick rest at a town called 'Smith's Falls' about half way inbetween.  I found myself parked in a snow filled, large, empty carpark.  I asked myself 'What would I do in this situation if I was in Australia?'.

Yes, the circle work I proceeded to perform, much to the amazement of some bystanders, (including the drive through chicks at McDonalds) was inspirational, (never as good as the Monash exams carpark though).  It was probably the most patriotic moment I've had, windows down, stereo blasting, VB bar towel on the dash; extended, poetic cirle work.

Upon arriving in Ottawa, Tameeka and Tim, two aussies living here, and a British girl Toni decided that we'd make the most of the car and drive to Quebec.  For those not in the know, Quebec is indeed the French province of Canada, and there was nothing scarier than driving on the wrong side of the road not knowing where we were, and all the signs, everything, was in French.  Somehow, yes, 'somehow' we made it to the Casino there, and I won 25c.  Deciding I wasn't a problem gambler, I walked away.  We were drawn like moths to light to the bar there, and proceeded to sample the local brews, with one 9% Quebec brew being the winner of the day - really potent stuff.

Monday we went out to this Kareoke night at one of the two (massive) campus bars which was pretty good, but it was concerning to see how many burly blokes were getting up and singing love songs in high pitches that were originally sung by chicks.  Yeah, that was strange.  Tuesday I ended the two weeks straight of drinking every night, which was a good thing in preperation for the uni-bar night on Wednesday night.  At a place called 'Olivers', you walk there through the tunnel system which takes about 10 minutes and after a massive line up, had a sensational night.  I ended up staying until stumps (~2:30am), and carried on like an idiot all night.  As it turns out, (most likely near the end of the night), I must have got talking to a blonde Canadian bird who is in one of my classes, and yes, I MUST HAVE agreed to spend the next day in Montreal with her...

Well, I arrived at my morning class on Thursday, 9:30am, I was so hungover I couldn't really see the board, or really know where I was, and I hear someone calling me from behind.  "So Nathan, are you set to come to Montreal at 2pm?".  All I could think was 'Who the .. is this?'  'Uh, no I'm, um, doing that thing, um, I've got a 7pm class, n, stuff'.

I didn't go to Montreal.

Last night I went out, again to the campus bars (nearly all the barman know me now!) to a Comedy night, which I didn't really find that funny coz the jokes were sorta aimed at Canadians, and yeah, I didn't really get what they were on about for alot of it, but I laughed along anyway when everyone else did.  Last night, after the Comedy night I sung.  Yes, with some Canadian dudes from 'Leeds house', I ended up back in thier suite drinking Heinekans and playing guitar and singing Pearl Jam and Incubus songs.  By jeez I thought we sounded good last night, but it must have been horrible.

Tonight we're heading out again, but finally not to the campus bars, but to an Ice Hockey game.  We decided not to attend an NHL game ($60+ for shit tickets), but to an Ontario Hockey league match, and apparently there's more fights in these ones anyway.  It should be awesome, we're heading down with the aerospace eng canadians from Leeds house and the aussie chicks; and we'll bring the digital camera to that as well.



And thats the guts of it.



Sorry for writing so much crap, but every day has a cool story.  I actually had a seminar yesterday for my economic history class, and the tripper of a prof reckoned that within 10 years Japan was going to invade Malaysia and Korea.  He backed it up with graphs and stuff, and by the end, I was sorta convinced.  So stay out of these places in 2012.

I am actually going to Montreal on Saturday night, on an 'overnight' bus tour, where they pick you up at 7pm, and at 4am, you leave and get back here by 7am Sunday.  That will be an interesting night.  I'm sure some ripper stories will provail...

For those who know 'Michel', my Dutch ex-neighbour at Deakin Hall, Monash in 1998, he's coming here next Wednesday!, we're heading out in Ottawa then which will be awesome!

Just a quick comment on Canadians:  I've never seen people carry on so much in class, especially in the 3rd yr aerospace class.  They question the prof on everything, they fully started 'studying' on the first day, and all they talk about is work.  I'm guessing if I was paying ~$20k AUD to be there (annually) I'd be sorta keen too, but yeah, they get right into it.

Again, I'd be bullshitting if I mentioned that I wasn't a bit homesick, but I always seem to get that, I guess its all part of it.

Again, sorry for this being so long, but yeah, there's alot happening.  I hope all is well back home, and check out the photos etc on the website...

https://nathabroad.tripod.com/nathabroad

Cheers again from Canada,
"Keeping the dream alive",

Nath

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QUICK ONES:

MARISSA:  HAPPY 21ST!!!!  I wish I was there for it!, I would have definately made a ripper speech!, Is Muzza doing the speeches for it?  I'll hopefully give you a call soon!  We'll hop into that bottle of Bundy you owe me when I return!

LUCAS:  HAPPY 21ST!!!!  Again, it would have been sensational to have a beer with you for it; actually I did, but over here.

SHARPS (Ballarat):  Sorry, still haven't got nude for you yet.  I'll keep you updated.  Its is a bit cold for it here mate.

RICHO (Ballarat):  Hows life as a doctor?  Bugger that mate, let me know when your holidays are...

LUKE (Ballarat):  What is your phone number in USA?  I'm (most likely) going to Florida for spring break, so I (might) be going through there...

MATTY (Monash):  What is your phone number (sorry I lost it man) in Aspen?  Are you travelling after April?

WAYNE:  I think I called you from Kingston last weekend.  It was about 2am over here and I was a bit under the weather.

WHOEVER I CALLED LAST NIGHT:  When I awoke this morning I found my international calling card next to the phone, and it was $11AUD down.  Um, I hope we had a fruitful conversation.

LUKE (H:B):  I heard you've got/getting a pannie!, Senational mate!

JUSTIN (H:B):  Are you sick of being employed yet?  Whats it like being a civil engineer?

RHYS (Monash):  Have you started at Ford yet?  Have you moved in with Barry?

HEATH:  Keep checking my mail man, I'm not really expecting anything for a while though...

MA and PA:  Thanks for the phone call the other night, and yes I've started going to classes, I even picked up again that subject I dropped.

MATTY D (Deakin):  I heard a nasty rumour your back from Europe... Bugger, I would have found you over there in May, but shit happens hey.

MICHEL:  I think being in Utrecht by the 30th of April will be a winner, I'll catch up with you next week anyway, it was great to talk to Marisa the other night too!

MICK DOORNIK:  I'll hopefully give you a call soon...

ANDREW SEGRAVE:  Stay in the Netherlands.  That is all.


CHEERS!!!!

'MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA'
SENT ON 25/01/2002

G'day All!!!,

Again, the website has been updated, and again I'll attempt to keep this short...

https://nathabroad.tripod.com/nathabroad

So much has been going on!  Last Fri saw us go to an ice hockey match between the Ottawa 67's and the someonearathers from somewhere, and it was sensational.  If anyone ever gets the chance to see a hockey match then do it!, it is an amazing, fast, brutal, and incredibly entertaining match to watch.  Also they serve beer in these plastic cups with straws.  Really small straws so your beer lasts for nearly one term of play.  Ottawa was down 0-3, but came back to win 6-5 in the last minute of play, so it was an exciting game to watch...

That night I went out to the campus bar again and got pissed as again watching these three trippers on acoustic guitars making stuff up as they went, they were awesome.

Saturday saw us buggerise around during the day and in preperation for MONTREAL!! No, I didn't go there with the blonde chick from Aerospace eng, but we went on an unreal function that took us from one of the campus bars in 8 full buses (in a massive convoy) the 2 hours to Montreal.  Our bus rocked.  It was the only bus of the 8 with a washroom, (dunny), and most of the other buses were non drinking and smoking except but not ours.  Well, what a trip.  We were only in Montreal for about 2 hours, and were on buses for about nearly 5, but it was awesome fun.  Some of the songs that were sung, and the shenanigans that provailed should possibly never be repeated, so many stories.  Some of the best stories revolved around the happenings on other buses when people realised halfway (after drinking smuggled alcohol flat out) that thier bus was devoid of a washroom....

Use your imaginations.  Creativity flourished.

Our busdriver was unreal, when he got on, he looked at us and said 'The bus rules is that there is no rules.  Except if anyone is smoking that green stuff can they do it up the front of the bus with all the windows closed'.

We arrived in this amazing city at about 10pm.  The only thing I can possibly compare Montreal to would be Las Vegas when I was there last year.  It is full on, but not in the gaming way.  Every 4th shop or so downtown is either a strip club or a sex shop.  Indeed, Montreal has the biggest strip club in North America, which they're pretty proud of.

We went down to the 'Peel Pub', one of the most famous bars in Montreal.  After a short line up, we were seated (the whole bar is seating, no dance floor or bar) and these chicks come around and take your order and expect rather big tips.  Why did we go to the Peel pub?  4 LITRE JUGS OF BEER! (Check out the website for pics).  I was on a mission, I was only 1/2 cut by the time we arrived, there were 4 of us Aerospace eng lads, and at the time, 8 litres of untouched Molson Export.

I nearly had to be carried out of that place.  Everything became a drinking game, they given us these small glasses, smaller than pot glasses, to drink out of, and apparently instead of pouring you're supposed to dip the glass in the pitcher (jug).  Yeah that was awesome.  We then wandered the streets of Montreal, and it was amazing to be there, however every time I crossed a road I nearly got ran over coz I would look the wrong way.  The bus trip home was somewhat more subdued, but then we stopped off halfway again at this service station.

In Quebec, its legel to sell any strength beer at service station.  Picture this, you're the only bloke in the place, you know, running it.  Its a big store, 8 buses rock up, full of completely drunk students.  You announce 'because its after 12 we can't sell beer'.

I have never seen, and I will never see so much shoplifting again.  Nothing was sacred, it was like something off a movie watching all these stumbling students fill thier pockets, bags, everything with beer and chips.  The place was completely cleaned out, and the store clerk knew it too.  At one stage he left his post and went running after some stumbling students, making the problem even worse as for a period of time there was actually no-one running the store.

Needless to say, our bus had an ample supply of beer and chips for the last leg home.

Sunday saw us sitting around hungover as bastards, so much so that we missed an audition for a television show here.  Apparently they needed someone with a 'beauty' of an aussie accent for it, and so naturally us two Aussie blokes were shortlisted, and asked to audition.  We were so hungover that we slept through it, so some wanker tryhard Canadian got it.

Monday saw me head back to the books for the day, attending all my classes.  There is this one class, 'environmental economics', that is sooo boring.  Its a three hour lecture with this old tosser in a monotone voice who spends his time drawing random graphs with strange, random symbols.  I fell to sleep 7 times last time, and this Monday I managed to cut that down to 4.  My chances of passing that class are fast dwindling.  That night we headed out to Roosters, one of the campus bars for thier weekly kareoke night.  Again, I wasn't drunk enough to sing, but still carried on like an idiot.  I met some more exchange students there too, for something to do I walked up to these two young lasses and said...

"Did you two ladies realise that you're both wearing the same pants...?"

It turns out they're both Dutch, and I'm either heading out with them tonight or Sunday.  It seems that you can say nearly anything here with an accent and you can sorta get away with it.

Things have been relatively quiet since.  Watched 'Enemy at the gates' last night, sensational film if anyone gets a chance to see it.  I slept through my only class today, and just attended a seminar they put on here for people backpacking europe after April.  Alot of the stuff they said was pretty common sense, but it was certainly worth going.  It seems 'busabout' could be the go, and I'm a little interested in the 'contiki' tours.

Thats right, yesterday we booked a trip for spring break that looks set to become the biggest bender I'll ever have.  Tameeka, Tim (two Aussies here), myself and two Canadian chicks I've never met are spending the week living quint share in a hotel (with 1000's of other revellers) on Daytona Beach, Florida for the spring break week! (17th Feb ->).

As we were booking we had a quick look at the bus list, and we already know another five or so people going, as we were drinking with them in Montreal last w/e!.  It is shaping up to be the best week ever, and is only 24 days away...

Tonight my mate Michel is supposed to be calling me at 9pm here and I guess we'll head out to paint the town red or whatever that saying is.  This bloke lived next to me in Melbourne in 1998, is from Holland, and we've kept in touch ever since, and so, tonight we plan to drink (lots)together in Ottawa.

Its a small world out there.

And that's about it.  Thursday we're heading out in Ottawa for some bloke's birthday, and Friday there is the 'night of nights' here, (although I'm not looking that forward to it, coz I don't really know what to expect), but it the annual ball (you know, where you dress up, the the ladies make an extra special effort of it, and discuss for weeks what bloody dress they're wearing etc.  Who gives a rats arse, within an hour or so, the blokes wont be able to see them, let alone take notice of what $400 dress they're wearing...., but yeah, that should be brilliant.  Saturday will be Australia day, so I'm sure a big deal will be made of that too, hopefully hooking up with the other Aussies at the other University here, Ottawa University.

And that's the guts of it.

Hope all is well back in Oz, enjoy Australia day, especially those also abroad, and if time permits, check out the photos on the website.....

(Again,
https://nathabroad.tripod.com/nathabroad )

Cheers from Canada,
Nath


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Again, some short ones:


MARISSA:  AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME CLOSER TO THE DAY, HAPPY 21ST!!!  I've already heard that everyone is essentially going, which is sensational!, Keep the photos, and remember the stories...

SOV HILL LADS:  I heard that there is another Murray Trip planned....  Bastards.  (Take the digital camera Jonesy...).

LUKEY (SH):  I'll send ya my Florida hotel address when I finally find out...

That'll do.  I'm buggered.  Cheers!

'OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA III'
SENT ON 10/02/2002

G'day All,


Its been about 2 weeks since I last wrote a group email so I thought it
might be time.

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[ Website updated lots, including a new 'non-alcoholic section'.... ]
https://nathabroad.tripod.com/nathabroad/
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There has been so much happenning in the last two weeks that if I went
through every day's shenanigans then this would be way too long, so I will describe today.

As has been the case multiple times before, I awoke this morning at midday absolutely completely hungover and with no immediate recollection of where I had been the night before.  Time revealed that indeed last night had been another campus bar night, with a brilliant acoustic guitarist 'Craig Cardiff', was playing, and he is apparently Canada's equivalent of Alex Lloyd back home. That was awesome, also we watched the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics at the pub, and naturally we carried on like dickheads when the (actually relatively large) Australian team came out.  The rest of the pub seemed to carry on more however when the Canadian team came out.

Today after a greasy feed of bacon and eggs (they know that so many students are hungover on Saturday and Sunday's that they always put this on at midday) we went out to the canal.  Well today made me realise, amongst the people I've met from every corner of the world, beer I've consumed, and classes I've missed, exactly why I came to this country.

Today was about 5C, sunny, no wind, perfect.  We walked about 4 minutes, changed our shoes for hockey skates and started skating the world's largest ski rink, the Rideau Canal here in Ottawa.  It is super convenient, it essentially goes from our Campus all the way to Downtown, apparently about 11kms.  There were thousands of people out there, but it was never too crowded to skate properly (yes, I can sort of skate, I can move so problem, at times quite fast, but I can't stop).  Yeah, great weather, people, experience, everything.  We saw demonstrations of figure skating, and incredible ice sculptures.

We skated all the way to the other University here, Ottawa U, which is
basically all the way downtown and got back right on sunset, about 4:30pm.  I then met one a class mate at the library (yep, I found it finally) and studied for Monday's exam, which (I hope) will be easy.  I don't know whether Monash was harder or maybe I chose easy subjects, but so far the work has been no real problem.

A while ago my friend 'Michel' from Holland, who lived next to me in Halls (Melb) in 1998 happened to be stopping by in Ottawa on business.  I've always wondered how hard it would be to organise to meet someone o/s, and with the aid of email, and my phone number, it was the easiest thing ever.

I got a call about 9pm from him to come to a small bar downtown, so I jumped in a taxi here (taxis are cheap and really plentiful) and headed down.  I walked into the bar and saw only one table of about 10 people drinking and having a meal.  I couldn't see my mate but listened in for a bit and knew they were speaking dutch.  I kept looking around the table, but still couldn't see him, but there was one empty seat right in the middle of the table.  Making one of the biggest assumptions I've ever made, (I guessed he was taking a slash), I made my way to the seat, sat down with these people and started eating the food there and ordering myself a beer.  The table stopped and stared for a bit, and then one fella said in english 'you must be that Australian that Michel told us about'.

Well, he came back from the pisser, and yep, we carried on like pork chops.  I hadn't seen him since his engagement party in Melbourne about 18 months ago.  We went out to basically every bar downtown and got completely schlagered and caught up from old times, but I can't remember one thing that was said coz I was quite pissed.  I'm sure we'll redo all the conversations when I get to Holland in about 3 months.

Um, every other night since this one has sortof all blurred together, but that's why we take the digital camera everywhere, so check out the website.

Actually, (the website tells the whole story), one highlight of this whole trip so far was indeed Australia day.  This is a monumental event, greater than any birthday or christmas, when you're o/s with other Aussies.  It ended up being a 33 hour bender from the night before (when 'Captain Australia' was released upon the world on the stage at midnight at 'Charity Ball', a formal function with 2000 other pissed, dressed up Carleton students).  Staying in costume for the day (see website, but basically anything with the Australian Flag as a cape), we went out to the 'outback' (australian themed) restaurant, where I finally enjoyed one of the two VB cans I brought over here, and then headed out into the downtown bars.

Anyway, I'll keep this short coz the website tells many more stories.  Many absolutely exciting things are coming up soon, tomorrow a bus load of us are going to Tremblant in Quebec (~2hrs drive) for a day of snowboarding there, (I still haven't been since getting over here, so I'm incredibly excited), and from the 17th a group of 15 or so of us, are heading down on a bus to Daytona Beach, Florida for the biggest week long bender of our lives at Spring Break.  That will be a mad week.  Photos and stories will surely provail.

I hope all is well back in Australia (and elsewhere).  I've been on the
phone a little since I've been here, and it seems the Aussie summer this year (I'm having my 4th winter in a row here so I've sorta forgot what its like) is a bit cold....

Again, check out the website (which is pretty full on now)!
Cheers from Canada again,
Nath

'OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA IV'
SENT ON 05/03/2002

G'day all,

Just a quick email this time (no shit) as not too much has been happening.  After Florida I attempted to get healthy again over the week and start getting back into the study mode.  So last week was relatively uneventful.

This weekend gone saw me participate, after passing an interview, in a competition here on Res called ' Survivor : Residence ', where 16 of us who previously don't really know each other are broken up into two 'tribes', and then we do all these events etc about once every hour or two hours and the winning 'tribe' gets 'immunity', and the other tribe has to vote someone off.  This continues until there are only 10 people left, when the tribes merge, and it is all individual, where someone gets voted off until there are only two left.  We done countless things, with the worst being possibly the eating of live goldfish (in the end I didn't have to..!), and getting up at 5:30am for swimming events, but overall they were pretty fun.  I'm sure there were more rules etc, but I've never seen the 'Survivor' show really before so I didn't really know what was going on, but apparently it was set up exactly the same as the show.

Anyway, we spent 48 hours (or 42 in my case, I came 4th) locked in this large room which was partitioned off in three sections, sleeping on the floor and eating bugger all 'rations'.  I played the role as a dopey Aussie pretty well I reckon, I was never seen as a threat, so I didn't actually get any votes (off) until the final morning.  We were allowed to bring one 'luxury item' in each, and I brought the Acoustic guitar that we had hired here in.  I had a captive audience, and they listed to some really bad guitar playing over the weekend.

Anyway, I came 4th after I sorta stuffed up and voted myself off by not listening to an alliance I was securely in; and accidentally writing the wrong name down at 'tribal council'.

They had a great setup in this hall, alot of thought had went into it, and there was quite an audience during the week, although you felt like a zoo animal with all these people just looking at you doing nothing, just talking crap to the rest of the 'tribe'.  The final prize was $500CAD, so I missed out on that, but I really (really) needed food and a shower by the end so I wasn't too annoyed.

So, that was an experience - certainly worth doing, if nothing else just to hang out and meet some new people here on Res.

Today I was involved in a fashion show in the UniCentre, that's right, fashioning Australian clothes.  Myself and Tim the other Aussie bloke here strutted ourselves in front of a large Audience at lunch time wearing 'wife beaters' (faded bonds singlets), 'board shorts', and 'Big W thongs'.  Also, the Australian flag was worn as a cape, as it has been many times in the past.

We weren't as serious as many others, especially those from Pakistan and Uzbekistan (where?) and China and stuff, but we were seen as the 'joke' entry, and the crowd seemed to like it.

Well that's it.  I stuffed another mid-term exam up yesterday morning as I was doing 'Survivor' when I should have been cramming, and this week is study again except for the usual blinder at the campus bar on Wednesday night.

I'm a fair way over 1/2 way through my time in Canada now.  Random fact.

I hope all is well back home,
Cheers, Nath

New York, New York State, USA
Sent on 21st of March, 2002.

G'day All again from Ottawa, Canada,

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I just got back from New York, and Tuesday night down there we were sitting in a fast food place near Times Square, in downtown Manhattan.  There was 3 of us; an Aussie 'Brad', a 24 yo nurse from Shepparton, 'Mark', a 22 Canadian rafting instructor from Ottawa, and myself.  I had met these blokes at a pub in Ottawa last week, one week later we were in this eatery in New York .....

The conversation at one stage went a little like this...



"...I think we've just been tagged".

"Hey?, what's that mean?"

"All that.... That was all on purpose.  We're going to be followed.  They know we're tourists"

"Fuck....  Well, what do we do"

"Dunno... (long pause) Lets just get out of here"




Mark, being from North America had much more of an idea about New York than we did.  I guess he had heard more stories, especially first hand ones from people who had experienced the place.  Anyway, he was worried, and so, at this time, the two Aussies quickly did too.

Anyway, it's Tuesday night, about 9 or so at night.  We're in New York for our second day, a city of 18.8 million angry, frustrated, (seemingly predominantly) black people.

At the eatery, all three of us were facing the road, doing our thing.  Mark, the Canadian happened to randomly catch an eye of some large black fella on the street.  The fella stops and stares.  Eventually, (as we're obviously ignoring him) he leaves.  He returns to the window less than a minute later and stares.  We know it, we don't look up.  Another large black fella enters the store from the other direction, walks straight up to us, and says hello - and we just say g'day and keep doing our thing.  We walks to the back of the eatery and stares at us.  Eventually he walks out, (apparently) joining the other fella.

So, apparently, we had just been 'tagged'...

And so, we leave the eatery, and head in a fast fashion back to Times Square.  We are surrounded by the lights and the skyscraper size TV screens, there are people, cars, police, taxis, and noise everywhere.  We move through the crowd reltively fast.  It was easy to tell that there were many other tourists in the crowd, so we feel much safer.  None of us really wanted to look behind us from the eatery.

Mark approached a NYPD officer.

"We've got our car parked on Broadway and 231st Street, do you think we should get it now or catch the subway back later...?"

The NYPD officer laughs.

The NYPD officer stops laughing when he realises we're serious.

We quickly realised that us nieve dickheads had just left our hire car in the MIDDLE of the 'Bronx'.  (Those who have watched gangster movies etc may have heard of it...).  Our only way of getting it is the subway, and its dark, and we (might) have just been 'tagged'.

Following the officers instructions, we leave right away to the subway, not wanting it to get any later.  Underground, we made many good decisions without actually saying anything.  We stood in a 'triangle' the whole time on the platform, and later on the train, each watching another's back.  We turned over, or hidden anything written on our hats/clothing that suggested we were from Canada or Australia (or not from New York).

When the train arrived, it was like a seeing scenes off the Tokyo subway systems.  There were people everywhere.  When the doors opened, we absolutely rammed ourselves into the carriage - ensuring that all 3 of us got on.

The train left downtown Manhattan and headed slowly towards the Bronx.  Every station, more and more white people would get off.  About half way, there was us, lots of poor looking hispanic people, and, naturally many black people.  We didn't say a word to each other the whole time - lots of eye contacts and nods - no words.

Eventually, with the numbers on the train wearing thin, we arrived at 231st street station.  As soon as the doors opened, we walked very very briskly to the place in which we had parked our car.  Again, in a nieve fashion, we had went to this small place earlier in the day and trustingly payed $10US for parking up front, and given some bloke our keys.  All we had was a business card to collect our car.  We knew that if there was a stuff up, and our crappy card didn't turn into a new Ford Taurus we were in all sorts of trouble.

And so, arriving after a short walk that seemed to go on forever, we walked into this place, found a fella who looked like he might work there, and handed him the card.  He wandered off for a while, and we were left there, just looking at each other.  Every couple of seconds you would hear yelling from the street, and sirens went past all the time.

The fella returned, mumbled something about a car, and brought out the keys to which we grabbed them out of his hands, went straight to our car, got in, turned it on, locked the doors, made sure the doors were locked, cracked a beer each and drove back to Manhattan.

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I can now say, to a certain extent, that I have seen the 'real' New York.  However, that was always our plan.  We left for New York at 4am Monday morning.  I, personally was drunk off my arse from Sunday's St. Patricks day celebrations, so when they came to pick me up from Res, I just jumped in the back seat and passed out.

It was the closest thing I have ever done to getting completely drunk and waking up in another country.

So, after three days there, what can I say about New York?  Expensive, Cold, Dirty (except in downtown Manhattan), but certainly well worth going.  In our time there we spent time at Broadway, Wall St., took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, had a tour of the United Nations buildings, Ground Zero, Central Park - essentially everything there is to do in New York.

New York, in terms of 'physical size' is not a large city.  Melbourne would be significantly larger.  Seemingly everyone lives in (usually really run down and horrible) 'apartment' accomodation, we never saw a backyard our whole time.  New York is made up of 5 main areas: 'Queens', 'Brooklyn', 'Bronx', 'Manhattan', and 'Harlem'.  All of these areas seemed to be stricken with homelessness, poverty, hispanic, black and asian people, and a real sense of hopelessness - except for Manhattan.  Nothing could be further from the truth in this area.  There were some beggars there, and some poor street vendors, but that was it.  Manhattan was $$ all the way.  Every place anyone has heard of (i.e., Broadway, Twin Towers, E.S. building, everything), is in lower Manhattan.

It is amazing to see what massive amounts of wealth can create.  Manhattan is also crawling with police officers, possibly either intent on keeping Manhattan a nice place, (or maybe they're scared like the rest of us of the outlying areas....?)

As any New York trip should entail - we spent alot of time at 'Ground Zero'.  Obvously, two big bastards of towers were once there, but aren't anymore.  Being there was an eerie feeling.  There were memorials completely surrounding the site, from all over the world - including Australia.  There were many people there, but no one seemed to speak, everyone either read the memorials, or just stared at the carnage.

In fact, 5 towers actually fell on September 11th, taking up a large area of Manhattan.  The best time we visited ground zero was at night.  Massive floodlights everywhere made it seem like daytime, and two massive blue lights shine upwards from the site indicating exactly where the two main buildings were.

Our whole intent of the trip was indeed to see all the attractions, but to also do it on a student budget, i.e., nothing.  And so, on the first night we would hide two blokes in the car, and one of us would go to the nearest motels (way out of New York), and ask how much a room for 'one' was, (with the intent of all piling in).  We had to travel very far into the country before this became viable - and so we spent our first night in a dodgy motel, where they would 'only accept cash with correct change'.  Our second night was spent sleeping in our car in the carpark of an outlying 'Burger King', in New Jersey, the next state over.  Police cars were always in this carpark as it was a great hiding spot for them to catch speeding motorists on a nearby expressway, so we asked them of the legalities of sleeping in our car, they said they didn't care, and everyone was happy.

I think years of sleeping in the Panelvan back home made it easy for me to be be the first one to pass out after a couple of beers.  It was a freezing cold night however, so we had to start the car every couple of hours to warm the cabin up again...

The best joke we played during the night was (with the two Aussies sleeping in the front reclined seats, and the Canadian sleeping in the boot with the back seat down and his feet inbetween us) was to, at random times during the night, hit the boot release button.

There is nothing funnier.

And so, that was my adventure to New York.  As well as seeing all the sights, possibly the best part was hanging out with the blokes whom I went with; who ended up being brilliant travel partners, and seeing the 'real New York', (preferably from the safety of our moving, locked car).  One thing that apparently makes New York famous is thier 'New York attitude'.  Well, that was correct.  To make a 18 or so million person generalisation, they were a pack of angry, rude, frustrated, financially driven pricks, who had no real idea of the outside world.  It seemed you were either really bloody rich, or really poor.

But, they are only my observations.  3 days can only reveal so much.

That'll do.  Again, I'm sorry for this being so long, and indeed I could have wrote more, as the whole experience was certianly an amazing one, and well worth taking nearly a week off classes for.

There will not be any photos of New York go up on my travelling website as I brought my own (film) camera, but I might scan them in another day...

I really hope all is well back home in Australia (and everywhere else this is going).  I've only got ~ a month left here in Canada before I depart for Europe, so I'll trying to make the most of it...!



Cheers!,

Nath